Tombstone

This looks like a tombstone, yes? I inherited this sweet slab of concrete along with a ton of bricks when I purchased my house. It's been lying flat on the ground for two years.

Last weekend, I propped it up as step 1 of a two-step disposal process (step 2 being actually heaving it into the trash). Unfortunately, now it's back at step 0 -- lying flat on the ground -- because I thought it might be creeping out my neighbors.

Here lies the previous owner's garbage.