WTF Cascade?

Alert! I cracked open a new bottle of Cascade with Dawn gel dishwasher detergent tonight only to find it was nearly impossible to squeeze any detergent out of the bottle. The gel had turned into some kind of crystallized mass. It's like there's a gallon of goopy sand in the bottle!

Naturally, I turned to the Internet and found my brothers in arms who have also been saddled with the defective detergent. I also e-mailed Cascade in hopes they will send me coupons as a peace offering or a truce.

Our voices will join as one. We will rise up. We will not stand for bad Cascade!